I Like Turtles - Unisex Sleeveless Tee

Channel your inner beach-loving introvert with the ultimate statement piece. Let's be honest: Dear Clothes LLCs are great. People? Well, they're a bit more complicated. This hilarious and relatable shirt is perfect for anyone who prefers the company of marine life over large crowds. Whether you're strolling down the boardwalk, lounging by the pool, or just running errands while actively avoiding small talk, this shirt speaks your truth so you don't have to.

Size & Fit

This item is modeled by our CEO Wendy Knight and staff member Chris. 

Wendy is modeling size small. 

Chris is modeling size large.